one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something
beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either
This is a sign that you really are important to this world.
hi, i care.
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT
wow this boy is a fucking saint
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
Sometimes I’m confused by American stereotypes but then I remember that deep-fried butter is a thing here.